Now it seems the moose in Norway are wreaking as much destruction upon our fragile planet as these diabolical cars we drive.
From Spiegel Online:
The poor old Scandinavian moose is now being blamed for climate change, with researchers in Norway claiming that a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year -- equivalent to the CO2 output resulting from a 13,000 kilometer car journey.
Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.
I guess it's time to exterminate the moose. If this becomes a worldwide movement (after all, liberals say we should follow the lead of socialist Europe), how this will fit in with the Endangered Species Act in the United States is anyone's guess.
(If we could just stop these animals from farting, I think it'd be okay to drive our SUVs.)
1 comments:
I know some people that can probably top the moose on that production of 2,100 kilos of methane a year. Since it already is (or gonna be)... maybe we ought to recycle it and make it a fuel source, rather than getting rid of the original source! Yep, make it a fuel source and suddenly everyone will want one! Not to mention someone will then make a fortune on source-protection masks! Everyone wins! Life will be good again! *LOL*
I'm sorry! I couldn't resist!
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