Fans Upset

My fans at the Coat Hangers are upset that I haven't gone to answer some of their ultra-feminist buddies' prattle about how integrity and abstinence are things worthy of mockery.

Doing so would be like trying to argue with a pack of yard dogs that had treed a coon.

The Bible says we should warn someone if they're doing something wrong. After that, it says not to answer a fool according to his folly (in other words, if he's too stubborn or too stupid to listen, you just move on and leave him to his self-destructive behavior).

That's what I've done, and that's what I'm doing, respectively.