New Crisis: Northern Hemisphere in Total Darkness by July

I'm at home today and have been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio when I heard about a brilliant illustration of the "global warming" lunacy.

Rush says there is a letter to the editor by Richard Strimple at the American Thinker which exposes a new and frightening problem we face here on earth:

I have detected a new crisis that I have named "the daylight change crisis". I first noticed it sometime around the end of June this year. I started paying attention and created computer models and sure enough I was right! We are losing daylight at an astonishing rate. Each day we are losing approximately 2 minutes of day light and my computer models predict total darkness by next July.

Since the best evidence for any warming of the earth points to a natural, cyclic event, you can imagine the parallel here.

Liberals, think real hard and you might figure it out. I know you've been operating almost entirely on emotions and emotionalism for a long, long time, but shake the dust off that gray matter and think about it.

What's the parallel? Can you get beyond your religious predispositions and grasp it? I know you can, if you're brave enough. Go ahead; give it a try!